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Yet Carlin didnвЂ™t just hate religion, he hated hypocrisy, bullshit and willful ignorance, especially the American kind. Carlin fans should immediately point out the paradox of using a religious allegory while describing this great comedian, actor, artist, performer, philosopher and all around fearless shit-stirrer, since he was once of the first fervent anti-religion advocates in mainstream entertainment. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.Before I specifically get into the audio albums, IвЂ™d like to remind you of my general thoughts on George Carlin, as taken from my list ranking all of his comedy specials:ДЄs far as IвЂ™m concerned, the holy trinity of comedy consists of Richard Pryor, George Carlin and Bill Hicks. 'Have you ever wondered why RepublicansВ are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? ItвЂ™s because volunteers work for no pay.

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Pro-life, you don't see many of these anti-abortion women volunteering to have any Black fetuses transplanted into their uteruses, do you? No, you don't see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do!' They believe a woman's primary role is to function as a broodmare for the state. Simple as it gets, anti-woman-they don't like them. You know what they are? They're anti-woman. Pro-life.these people aren't pro-life, they're killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? They'll do anything they can to save a fetus, but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it? They're not pro-life. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Then they think you are just fine, just what they've been looking for.

'Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach military age. As for the poor, tell us 've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.' 'Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. If you're preborn, you're fine if you're preschool, you're f**ked.' No neonatal care, no day care, no Head Start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. After that, they don't want to know about you. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. But once you're born, you're on your own. 'Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn.

America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. Do these people honestly think that God is sitting around picking out his favorites? Why would he do that? Why would God have a favorite country? And why would it be America out of all the countries? Because you have the most money? Because he likes our National Anthem? Maybe itвЂ™s because he heard we have 18 delicious flavors of Classic Rice-A-Roni! ItвЂ™s delusional thinking! And America is not alone with this sort of delusions. 'There are 200 countries in the world now. 'The God excuse: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.'

'There may or may not beВ atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.'

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'The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post 'Thou shalt not steal,' 'Thou shalt not commit adultery,' and 'Thou shalt not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians.

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